Saturday, April 13, 2002

Bloody hell, they're telling me to do things now...

Drink mooooooore...

Pickledpizza again, folks.
I will have my revenge!!

Vulga's revenge
I didn't do it...

The what?
This scared the absolute fuck out of me...

Miss Wales 2002
This is probably one of the favourites...

Fred, what are you up to?

Courtesy of QueenMOM
Mooshkymoo, bork, bork, bork!!!

Mooshkymoo

Courtesy of Pickledpizza (top chap, isn't he?)
I like this one, there was a lot of effort...

Maaaaaaaaargh!

Courtesy of Cockles
A strange one, but I understand...

Fucking hell!

Courtesy of Moonbadger
I liked this one... It came with the title "Lay off the cakes, you fat bitch!"

Cakes

Courtesy of Pickledpizza
I can't believe they're still going...

Dies Irae's. Again, will the man ever stop?

Courtesy of Dies-Irae. Look closely... Beard? And what's that between her legs?
Some more magic...

More of the same...

Courtesy of Pickledpizza

Some animated magic...

Courtesy of Tomdog
I just liked this pic from Blazing Saddles...

Do what he say, do what he say
More magic...

Don't ask

Courtesy of Spacefish
I liked this one too... again...

Mad Frankie Frasier

Mad Frankie Frasier
I liked this one too....

Go on, fuck off....

Courtesy of Dies-Irae
And here is my offering...

Heil!
And after... There are more on the way...

Ha haaaa, you're old, I'm not

Courtesy of Dies-Irae
Recognise anyone? I rather begrudge putting this picture up here, but this is the "before" shot.

She's old now, that's what matters
Personally, I wouldn't bother...

I wouldn't wipe my arse with it...
This is one of the reasons I was fired, I'm pretty sure.

They hate B3ta, the scum
I think you'll agree that this is nothing short of superb... Works best with the sound turned on a little bit! :¬D

Sheep!
Hooray, I'm back and online! Finally after being fired this week, I decided that I wasn't going to give a shite any more.
You'll see more proof as time goes on... :)

Tuesday, April 09, 2002

Paws for thought

clicky... and don't let the little bugger poo on your keyboard!
Bond...

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And ... Swedish Scalextric hours of fun...

Monday, April 08, 2002

Tapes!

clicky!
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is

worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which went almost

un-noticed lastweek.



Larry La Prise, the man who wrote “The Hokey-Cokey“ died peacefully aged 83.



The most traumatic part for his family was getting him in to the coffin.

They put his left leg in - and things just started to go downhill from

there.



Thanx for that, bitch.

As I was saying earlier, Chicago Dave is a genius...

G-g-g-g-g-g-gareth
Fantastic animation for the good old (and dead) Queen Mum
This guy built a monorail in his back garden

Too much time...

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Oh, btw, look here...
One thing I liked this morning...


Top 21 Ways to Keep A Healthy Level of Insanity


1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3) Insist that your e mail address is: Xena-Warrior-Princess@mail.utexas.edu

4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

5) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."

6) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

7) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

8) In the memo field of all your checks, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS."

9) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

10) Dont use any punctuation

11) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

12) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

13) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

14) Sing along at the opera.

15) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

16) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.(I sort of do anyway, but not that sort of jungle!)

17) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

18) Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

19) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won!" "3rd time this week!!!"

20) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

21) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Vulga Demons

clik the pic to find out why I did it...
Jedi

stronger does death jedi mother makes

By Chicago Dave. This guy IS a genius, just have a look at his work here and definitively here, his website
Hats off to you sir! Woo and Yay!
American Express?

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Sunday, April 07, 2002