Saturday, April 06, 2002

Oh for fucks sake

Del Boy?

Too Pissed?
Now that I'm a Reverend and all that, thought you might like this little bit of bollocks...

Got a letter from Grandma the other day. She writes...

The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk" If

You Love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day

because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a

thunderous prayer meeting; so I bought the sticker and put it on my


Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience that followed! I was

stopped at a red light at a busy intersection just lost in thought about

the Lord and how good He is...and I didn't notice that the light had changed.

It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd

never have noticed! I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! Why, while I

was sitting there, the guy behind me started honking like crazy, and then he

leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! JESUS

CHRIST, GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone

started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and

smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to

share in the love! There must have been a man from Florida back there

because I heard him yelling something about a "sunny beach"...

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck

up in the air. When I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that

meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or

something. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii; so I leaned out the

window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out

laughing... why even he was enjoying this religious experience! A couple of

the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of

their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or

ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had

changed. So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers, grinning, and drove on

through the intersection. I noticed I was the only car that got through the

intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had

to leave them after all the love we had shared; so I slowed the car down,

leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign

one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!


I used to love this show...

The Adventure Game

The Adventure Game!
A well justified rant on my behalf...clicky!
Velma has breasts!

I would
I'm almost looking foward to getting fired on Tuesday as I hate my job far too much to be healthy. In the mean time, I would much prefer to waste my employer's time finding shit like this...

Do I have to write something here? superb airline-safety-card fuck about. Marvellous. I'm still drunk.

Friday, April 05, 2002

Fucking hell!
Paint the whole world...
A friend of mine found this
and I thought it was too good to miss.
Also go to this place it's marvellous...

Is it me, or does Geoffrey look like he's cracking one off in the pic?
Do you like shit music? Well, now they're trying to stop you copying the crap. I s'pose it's because they don't sell enough. I particularylylyly like the comment "We're receiving complaints of about 1 in 1000 sales (well, if you sell a million, that's a shit load of complaints!)
Fucking Celine Dion? No thanks
Stella R Twa from B3ta come out with this lovely site...

Rod, Jane and Freddy

Rod Jane and Freddy!
Don't they look well? Obviously Freddy couldn't keep off the drugs long enough
I'm back from Bristol finally! WOO and YAY! I'm back at work as an unfortunate side-effect, but there you go, and it is Friday too, so that has to be a bonus.
How about this then...