Friday, February 08, 2002

I want to hear this when I get home... It's about Lobsters and Magnets... Apparently.
Paul get's a nasty shock from a hiding George...
Just something I did when I was bored...
Craig David vs Bagpuss? Who thinks of this crap?
Well, here are some more links, fresh from the B3ta site....

Wee weeing policeman... Dirty sod...
And I have a gag for you...

A couple was invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress
halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go
to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued
and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was
no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume
and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain,
and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party. In as much as her
husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have
some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not
with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting
around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping
a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a
rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted
his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he
wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
After some more to drink he finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear
and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie in
the back seat.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and
put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation
he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time
he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time
when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance.
When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went
into the spare room and played poker all evening."
Then she said with unashamed sarcasm, "you must have looked really silly
wearing that costume playing poker all night!"
And the husband returned "actually I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently
he had a whale of a time"

Yess...
Oh well.

Thursday, February 07, 2002

oh shit, I haven't updated this thing for a few days now, have I? Probably due to my excessive, smoking and drinking of the last few...

Well, just so's you're not all left out, here are a few links, that I have found over the last few days...
Can you see you name in lights?? No?? What about biscuits then?
Anonymous heart-sending thing, looks like a "Love Heart" but you can write on it!
Nostalgic look back at the SInclair Spectrum... Sniffle
by the way, it's only 321 days until Xmas...
One of my favourite porn films of all time... Someone buy it for me...mail me at "i want to buy jim a grumbleflick@vulga.co.uk" Ta...
some madness going on at B3ta as normal...

Bored now, going out...

Monday, February 04, 2002

Nutter, complete nutters I tell you...
I like racing, I also like cheese... So why didn't I think of cheeseracing.org???
Why??? Just... Why??? Time on their hands... That's why....
I'm still not sure that this person has a life...
What do you mean gasmask??
Why... tell me... why????
what the bloody hell did I do here???
George and Ally make much populations
Shit...

Sunday, February 03, 2002

What the fuck has this guy been taking?? Read the disclaimer... It's better than the whole thing put together...
Hooray!! I've managed to get my picture of
Esther Rantzen
Esther Rantzen.
on this site here.