Saturday, February 02, 2002

What is this guy thinking? Do you remember he once tried to eat a hwhole tablespoon of cinnamon?? Now he's trying Horseradish........Tit, and not only that, he tries it twice... Twat.
Haven't updated for a while, probably because I've been looking pictures of mad old people.... try My Crazy Granny.com... If you think this is funny, then try Crazy Grandpa.com... Well, someone had to do it... (if you're at work, click here, you know what I mean... It's a bit slower, but it works!)
The Holy Grail of Granny Snuff
The Holy Grail of Granny snuff.
I like this too... If you keep clicking the "Play Again" button on the end, you'll go mad... don't believe me? Try it...

Friday, February 01, 2002

I like this...
more bovine madness at beef.co.uk

hehe!
So I was bored... And a mate sent me his picture... Well, what did you expect?
Oh shit, a Landrover
Well, this certainly caught my eye...

Thursday, January 31, 2002

I was very bored...
Will someone please get those kids away from me...
I was bored...
Agent V, crab-like...
Fancied being a poet?? Nope... Neither did I...
Poor bugger... wish this could become a sport though...
(C) 2002 B3ta.com!

If you read the site, you might see the term Googlewhacking. It's fun if you're THAT bored and if you really are bereft of anything to do, try this site, it'll explain the scoring system... I've spent hours doing this already.
Oh crap... some made this.... sadly....
I like this, but as Terry Jones (I met him when I was 6!) said...
Makes you feel a little insignificant doesn't it?

Wednesday, January 30, 2002

I love this site.. hehehehe....

Tuesday, January 29, 2002

Cheers, Chris!

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke when it started
to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over
her cigarette and continued smoking.

Lady 1: What is that?

Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Lady 1: Where did you get it?

Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles into the drugstore and announces to the pharmacist
that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her
kind of strangely (she is after all over 80) but very
delicately asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.

The pharmacist fainted ...
Want to travel by tube??? Not any more you won't want to...
well, I like this site... I don't care what anyone else thinks...
I'll do this, just to upset people....
Aaaaaargh!

so there.... and.. yeah....

ps. go to this site about a bloke's mad granny....
fucking genius... all about jugs....
Nothing like a bit of Bully...
Bully suddenly reaslises he is heading for the WTC
hey hey!! Have a look here...
jamie keeps his eye out
try this.... (in Roy Walker accent) It's a good guess, but it's not right, say what you've seen....
It's behiiiiiiind yooooooooooou!
I like this... different, isn't it?
I can't make head or tail of this... Why would someone do that??

Monday, January 28, 2002

ha ha haaaa haaaa ha ha ha hah haaaa h aaaaaaah haaaa! WOMEN!!
Way hey!!! The closet I will ever come to porn links!! here, and here!...

Bored now...
You simply MUST visit this site. Very reminiscent of Jasper Carrot...
If you want to waste your time, go here... and see how long it is that you have left on this mortal coil...
Dammit, I'm everywhere...Try scrolling down the page and seeing the people that run this place.. and the name underneath....
I really am everywhere... Believe it! And look who else works here... It's Bill "Ghostbusters" Murray!! Huzzah!
oh bugger, some swine has made me time out and I just lost most of what I was working on... shit... Tell you what, you've got to go to engrish.com. It's like English, but with a slightly oriental twang on it

Sunday, January 27, 2002

and another... Boyakasha!!!
Well, I'm chatting to my mate Lee, skinning up, trying to find some cool linx.
And the Liverpool / Arsenal game is on in about 20 minutes or so... (that's right, the theiving scousers DON'T get a link!) I'm also trying to create an auto-running CD for Kim so when she gets back to Canada, she can run the fucking thing...
oh, and one more thing... ave it!!

Trekkies..... Here!